“We were on a break!” /Ross
Every Thanksgiving, to avoid talking politics, my family starts a debate over whether or not Ross & Rachel were on a break. #MyFamilyIsWeird
— KRose (@KristenRose124) 17 november 2016
Ja, aldrig försent att lära sig?
8pm, third glass of wine, dad is teaching mom how to twerk for their 33rd anniversary #myfamilyisweird
— jess (@geckh8) 16 november 2016
Alla sätt är bra sätt osv.
My uncle teaches all my cousins how to drive in the cemetery because “you can’t kill anyone there.” #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Maura Nealon (@MauraNealon12) 16 november 2016
Positivt tänkande: sålänge inte tårtan smakar hundmat.
We celebrate the dog’s birthday every year, which is also my birthday! We have to share one bone shaped cake. #MyFamilyIsWeird
— 2muchHaT (@2muchHaT) 16 november 2016
Vänstersvängar kan ju vara trixiga men kom igen.
My aunt REFUSED to make left turns in cars and would plan her route so she wouldn’t have to make a left turn. #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Keith ONeil (@ThatKeithONeil) 16 november 2016
Man lär sig något nytt varje dag.
My mom once asked my dad how people in the middle of the ocean could breathe if there were no trees around to make oxygen. #myfamilyisweird
— Alex Krueger (@akrueger_2) 16 november 2016
Kan någon förklara hur en tv fungerar?
My granny turns tv off while undressing so men on tv don’t see her naked. #MyFamilyIsWeird
— K. (@kittykaresless) 16 november 2016
Många år att lyckas knipa tyst.
My grandparents lied about their anniversary for 40 years cause my uncle was born a little too early after the wedding. #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Alyssa Taylor (@lyssbrooke273) 16 november 2016
Ibland kan uttal spela väldigt stor roll.
My brother once ordered the “quicky” at a restaurant. He was ordering the “Quiche” #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Monica Munn (@monicamm9) 16 november 2016
Höjden av snålhet.
My father in law was so cheap, he washed paper plates. #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Pamela Winn (@pswinnauthor) 19 november 2015
Borde finnas en sådan här inställning på alla tvättmaskiner.
They made their own dryer setting that says “Kind of damp, but late for work.” #MyFamilyIsWeird@FallonTonight pic.twitter.com/ttHVBHIK5D
— Seth Goodtime (@SethGoodtime) 16 november 2016
Detta är bara hemskt.
At ever family gathering, my grandmother insists on taking pictures to add to her funeral picture board. #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Bonnie Brooke (@bonniebrookster) 16 november 2016
Då sitter vi hellre vid barnbordet.
We have a kids table, adults table, and a “kids who should be married but aren’t yet” table at every holiday gathering. #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Maddy Pryor (@maddyyypryor) 16 november 2016
DIY när det är som bäst?
My grandpa turns all three tv’s to the same channel and turns them up. He calls it “surround sound” #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Caitlyn Baylor (@baylor_caitlyn) 16 november 2016
Tror ingen vill ha löständer i huvudet heller.
My grandma was completely silent on Space Mountain at Disney. When asked why she said, “I didn’t want my teeth to fly out.”#MyFamilyIsWeird
— Jonathan Tony (@jonathantony) 18 november 2015
Som morsekod fast bättre.
When we can’t find our Mom in a store, we “meow” like a cat and we’ll hear our Mom meow back halfway across the store. #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Bailey Knaub (@BaileyKnaub) 16 november 2016
Det är inte riktigt så det funkar…
My mom didn’t want to move to the west coast because she thought breaking news would be delayed by 3 hours #WishIWasJoking #MyFamilyisWeird
— Samantha Peters (@SamanthaLynn13) 16 november 2016
Vi vill inte ens veta hur de hamnade där.
A doctor once discovered 2 pennies stuck to my dad’s ass during a physical #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Andrew (@andrewfreel13) 16 november 2016
Pax för att vara tuppen!
When waiting for the check at a restaurant we spin a knife and whoever it lands on has to make a barnyard animal noise #myfamilyisweird
— Aaron Briggs (@aaron_bo_briggs) 16 november 2016
När man älskar ett tv-program så mycket.
#MyFamilyIsWeird
My great-grandmother kept a notebook with the name of every contestant on Wheel of Fortune and how much money they won.— Tommi Jo Karma (@TommiJoKarma) 18 november 2015
Ibland gör man olagliga saker av misstag.
My mom thought my weed was seasoning and used it for cooking. my entire family was high and I’ve never been so amused #MyFamilyIsWeird
— KERMIT (@Backinthedaytw) 16 november 2016
Tack Buzzfeed för inspo!